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Why I hate being single in December/January/February.

Person: “So, who you gonna kiss under the mistletoe?”

Me: “Oh, actually, I’m single so…yeah.”

Person: “So, who you gonna kiss at midnight on New Year’s?”

Me: “Yeah, I’m uh, still single so…”

Person: “So, who’s gonna be your Valentine?”

Me: ”I’M FUCKING SINGLE! GET IT INTO YOUR FUCKING HEAD! I’M GOING TO GROW OLD ALONE EXCEPT FOR MY PLETHORA OF CATS!”

(via andhernamewaskiana)

(Source: april0, via mydearestjuliett)

Why I hate being single in December/January/February.

Person: “So, who you gonna kiss under the mistletoe?”

Me: “Oh, actually, I’m single so…yeah.”

Person: “So, who you gonna kiss at midnight on New Year’s?”

Me: “Yeah, I’m uh, still single so…”

Person: “So, who’s gonna be your Valentine?”

Me: ”I’M FUCKING SINGLE! GET IT INTO YOUR FUCKING HEAD! I’M GOING TO GROW OLD ALONE EXCEPT FOR MY PLETHORA OF CATS!”

(via andhernamewaskiana)

I’ve never had a valentine.
I will be single for valentines day 2011, without a doubt.
That awkward moment you think about someone all the time and then you realize they probably never think about you.
Why I hate being single in December/January/February.

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